keepthehomefriesburning:

ufo-the-truth-is-out-there:

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How clear is your sky?

Inner city folks can’t even see stars still post the most shit about astrology. Poseurs.

Rural people see the most stars and know that astrology is the devil’s business.

antihelix:

twerkcircus:

meanplastic:

Me practicing this housewife thing for when I drop out of uni

Hey so I just feel the need to add this. NEVER deep fry in a shallow pot. What happened here is this person put frozen fries in hot oil, and the hot oil will nearly double in size when you drop something cold in it. Then it overflows out of the pot and you have a grease fire. You should never have oil more than about a third of the way up the pot.

Reblogging because even I didn’t officially know this.

hustlerose:

catsofinstagram:

From @sphynxnille: “Sunday again ❤” #catsofinstagram [source: http://bit.ly/2FzX2Pp ]

1-800-ARE-U-SLAPPIN

stickymangoes:

Anyways I wanna be in love with someone who is equally as in love with me and I don’t want it to just be love I want us to be best friends and to adore and respect each other and to fit together like puzzle pieces and tbh I have faith I’ll find that

heartbeatemoji:

ilovemusicalyy:

i think this is literally my favorite tik tok it’s so fucking funny

witch-with-a-dick:

deafchildcrossing:

thea-queer:

do you ever associate the word “girlfriend” with wlw so much that you forget straight boys have girlfriends

Wait what?

Straight men have WHAT NOW